Pizza > Patriarchy Shirt

90s diet culture did a number on us—and it’s about time we scream a loud, unapologetic FUCK YOU to the toxic messages we grew up with.

If it wasn’t on the pages of Vogue, it was slipping into our heads through sitcoms—like when Rachel’s sister told Joey to stop eating pizza because “a moment on the lips, forever on the hips.”

Girl… if you want the damn pizza, EAT THE DAMN PIZZA. And don’t think twice about it.

Product Details:
• 100% cotton
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Insanely comfy
• May cause uncontrollable side-eye when someone says “should you be eating that?”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!